The Hugh Grant Effect

For those of you who don’t know, Hugh Grant is an asshole. He cheated on Elizabeth Hurley who in my opinion is the most beautiful woman in the world. What makes this worse; he did it with a black prostitute named Divine. What is WRONG with men? I mean, do I even need to go into Tiger Woods and Jesse James? Tiger, you Oreo cookie, you had a freakin’ Swedish supermodel as a wife and cheated on her with PORN STARS?! Jesse, there are no words for you. You are one of the most hated men in America at this moment so that should be punishment enough. I call this "The Hugh Grant Effect", when men cheat with less than respectable women. The questions I have are: 1) Why do men cheat? 2) Why do men cheat with nasty, slutty women when they have amazing, perfect women at home? These questions plague me. It almost makes me want to hold a seminar, complete with a power point, to illustrate this gargantuan mistake so many idiot men make. Is it because we let them get away with crap like this? Or did the media make it look cool to cheat with bottom feeders. To the bottom feeders: get up off our men! What is your problem?! I understand your daddy didn’t hug you enough and your mother probably condones your behavior, but this is not acceptable. These girls are the same girls that post modeling pictures on their Facebook profile and have a Myspace. They have a lifetime membership to Tanfastic and have no problem letting strangers look at their naked body. Morals anyone? Are you seriously going to take a chick named “Bombshell McGee” home to your mother you love so dearly? I think not. Now you ask, how do we fix this epidemic? Well since I refuse to believe all men are scum, we just have to be a little more selective in our choosing of a mate. However, you can sometimes get thrown when you think you have a good one and they have, what the media has deemed, an “indiscretion”. It’s time for beautiful, smart, funny women to take a stand. Don’t let your man get away with stuff like this! The next statement I am about to make will probably upset some men out there but who cares. Ladies if you think your dude is cheating on you; DO YOUR RESEARCH. Who gives a flying crap if he thinks you’re crazy? Ask around, go through his stuff, get you some private I’s to stake that homie out. Don’t take this stuff lying down. You have given your heart to this person you think will take care of it, and they just smash it. Get pissed off, you don’t deserve someone who will make you look like a fool because they’re the fool and will probably be miserable the rest of their life because they let you go. Trust me guys, when a girl says she hopes you find love eventually and she wishes you the best; she absolutely does not. She hopes you wallow over her for the rest of your life and never ever date or be happy again. Girls,you need to make a judgment call. If he has a relatively clean track record and it happens once, eh you may want to think long and hard if you really love the person. Now if he makes a grand gesture, (women know what this means, men you should figure it out), you should probably consider taking him back depending on the offense and the gesture. Guys are nutty, it really isn’t that hard to be good and if you think you may stray, give the chick a break and let her go. That’s all I have for today. Until next time…