Men and their mothers...a love affair

So as I sit here pondering my life, or lack thereof; I start to realize how worthless I truly am. There are things I could be doing rather than losing myself in my more than enticing blog series. Lucky for you, I’ve decided to keep writing rather than change the clothes from the washer to the dryer.
This weekend I got to thinking about men and their mothers. We’ve all met the guy who can’t stop talking about his mother and how much he loves his mother. That’s great, she did birth you and that’s a sacrifice in itself. However, men do this because they think we think it’s cute if men love their mothers more than normal societal standards. We do, within reason. How much is too much? I know what answer I’ll get; “There’s a bond between a mother and a son that is just unlike anything else.” I get it, but when you are still dressing him at 26 years old… Houston, we have a problem. I don’t have a son so I’m speaking completely out of observation. Mothers; at 26 years old, when your son has a steady real job, and has mastered the task of wiping his own butt, it’s time to back up off it a little. Trust me guys, it is not attractive when your mother knows EVERYTHING about your life. I’m even talking about knowing things that a mother should NEVER EVER know. If she calls you more than 3 times a day, if she shows up at every single sporting event you participate in, if she picks out your clothes, or if she knows the numbers to all your friends and uses them, it’s time to cut the cord. That is not cute, it is creepy. Women see this as a threat to your future. It may in fact hinder your chances of eventually marrying a woman purely because she doesn’t want an overbearing mother-in-law. I know I know, you’ll sit there and say, “Well then I have to wait for someone who is ok with my mother because she comes first.” Keep thinking like that because you may very well die alone. If you find a woman that will take that kind of mother-in-law, she is weak and has no opinion and inadvertently means she’s boring. So the moral of this story is men, when it comes to your mother, figure out a way to balance her and your girl. It’s time to be a man and tell mommy who’s boss. Oh and don’t act scared of your own mother because THAT inadvertently means you’re a pussy. Until next time!