First Blog

So here's the deal, I like to talk. I like to voice my opinions on things that may or may not have any relevance to your life, so you think. Trust me; I'm no expert on many things; however I do believe that my common sense part of the brain is more developed than some people, not naming any names. The purpose of this blog is to give me something to do in my "temporary leave of absences" from employment .Also, to give my opinion on stuff whether people want to read it or not.
My lack of participation in normal human activity for the last 3 months has really freed me up to sit back and think about little things in life. This blog will basically be my opinion on things that happen to me during the day/ things I think people really need to know. Do I think I am Carrie Bradshaw from Sex and the City? Quite possibly, therefore I am going to pretend this blog will become a world wide sensation and that Russell Crowe may actually read this blog, hey Russ ;). I would love to hear opinions on the stuff I say unless they're opposite opinions of mine and/or you're a democrat...just kidding. I will start off with a discussion I had with myself and others via Facebook last night in which inspired me to start this little nugget of a hobby. Here is what was said:

"Guys...sport coats with jeans are NOT OK! You do NOT look fly contrary to what you probably think when you look in that full length mirror of yours. You're a fool and any girl getting with you has to have BAC of .13. next time you think it would be a good idea to pair your bejeweled Rock'n Republics with a sport coat just say no.. You are not Justin Timberlake, you are just some dude that looks like a tool..."

I do believe whoever first came across this look really just forgot their dress pants and decided to say screw it, I'll wear my Levi’s. Like my lovely sister brought up, if you throw in an ED Hardy t-shirt under that sport coat...there are no words. Listen up gentlemen, ESPECIALLY Texas boys, YOU ARE NOT JON GOSSLIN nor would I think you would aspire to be. I respect the designer, and if this is something you're into, move to the Jersey Shore. YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS. I don't know how I can make this any clearer. It's like I would tell ladies, because they are not off the hook yet, Bump-its, HAVE TO GO. I admit I was guilty of buying one until my dear boyfriend almost ripped it out of my head and literally slapped sense into me. I get it, you're in Texas but do you really need a device to make your hair large? Dolly Parton did it for YEARS without a contraption, which I may add is not as easy as it looks to use. So ladies and gents, the moral of this story is if you aspire to be the next cast mate on Rock of Love, or I love New York, ROCK that Ed Hardy, Sport Coat/Jean, Bump-it look all day my friends. However if you want any chance of having an intimate relationship with something that has an IQ higher than a sandwich, lose that crap.. Until next time, cherio'